Dude turned his diarrhea incident into a mid-air attack on civilians and still finished the routine.
Tylrt on
Cirque de Souillé
DominusXz on
Cirque du Soleil did NOT prepare me for this 😭💀
Odd-Soup-5419 on
Pigeons called, they said that guy is their adopted son.
starless_90 on
Brave_Persimmon_1238 on
It was a shit show
ScottaHemi on
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Baba_Steel on
Travball100 on
Aerial bombardment
SpicyCakie on
Now that’s taking flinging to a whole new level. Guess he really took the spotlight.
Wonderful-Ad8121 on
He couldn’t avoid giving a shit on the situation.
Happens to the best. Not very often, but it happens.
Imaginary-Rub3256 on
The audience paid for a show and got a *trauma bond*
Natural-Web-6978 on
That’s how you quit a job
Veraciraptor7 on
Pink eye was the afterparty accesory?
Surge0n_of_death on
That’s what a shitshow feels like
SnooWoofers2421 on
The audience must have gone though some shit
stoned_seahorse on
That’s one hell of a superpower.
SenorMcKracken on
I went to look this up and it seems like this was old satirical article from the website “There is News” about a trapeze artist with diarrhea who reportedly defecated on 23 people at a circus in Spain from June 2019. I was really hoping this was a true story.
Lower-Flight2942 on
Any footage??
finger_licking_robot on
at our school, there was the “school milk program.” every student got cheap milk or cocoa in quarter-liter cartons. when a class was away on a ski trip, the milk was still delivered, and some students took it for free. a classmate of my brother once grabbed seven cartons of cocoa and drank them all. on the way home, in an overcrowded bus with every seat and standing spot full, he suddenly vomited all the cocoa in a sharp, forceful burst. trying to hold his mouth only spread it further. the pumping stream of vomit seemed endless.
i had no seat and was standing directly in front of him, unable to escape due to the crowd. the horrified screams of those splashed and their frantic attempts to dodge felt like a fox had run into a tight chicken coop. the driver stopped briefly to let us wipe off the foul-smelling liquid with our bare hands, then continued. the stench lingered, and everyone audibly fought nausea for the remaining fifty-minute ride. childhood memories, lol.
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Dude turned his diarrhea incident into a mid-air attack on civilians and still finished the routine.
Cirque de Souillé
Cirque du Soleil did NOT prepare me for this 😭💀
Pigeons called, they said that guy is their adopted son.
It was a shit show
s
Aerial bombardment
Now that’s taking flinging to a whole new level. Guess he really took the spotlight.
He couldn’t avoid giving a shit on the situation.
Happens to the best. Not very often, but it happens.
The audience paid for a show and got a *trauma bond*
That’s how you quit a job
Pink eye was the afterparty accesory?
That’s what a shitshow feels like
The audience must have gone though some shit
That’s one hell of a superpower.
I went to look this up and it seems like this was old satirical article from the website “There is News” about a trapeze artist with diarrhea who reportedly defecated on 23 people at a circus in Spain from June 2019. I was really hoping this was a true story.
Any footage??
at our school, there was the “school milk program.” every student got cheap milk or cocoa in quarter-liter cartons. when a class was away on a ski trip, the milk was still delivered, and some students took it for free. a classmate of my brother once grabbed seven cartons of cocoa and drank them all. on the way home, in an overcrowded bus with every seat and standing spot full, he suddenly vomited all the cocoa in a sharp, forceful burst. trying to hold his mouth only spread it further. the pumping stream of vomit seemed endless.
i had no seat and was standing directly in front of him, unable to escape due to the crowd. the horrified screams of those splashed and their frantic attempts to dodge felt like a fox had run into a tight chicken coop. the driver stopped briefly to let us wipe off the foul-smelling liquid with our bare hands, then continued. the stench lingered, and everyone audibly fought nausea for the remaining fifty-minute ride. childhood memories, lol.
New fear unlocked.